Talk to the hat!

Or, Casey, Mike, Steve, Neal or Mike. Our VIP packages are guaranteed to please, and are 100% MSG-free. These limited packages include:

  • Meet and greet with the band!
  • Photo with the band! (Please bring your own camera!)
  • Awesome VIP laminate!
  • Frameable poster signed by the band!
  • Early entrance to the show!
  • Exclamation point!


All this for a measly $85! Could you buy a blimp for that? No. Not even for double.


Price does not include trained llama. Please note that you still need to buy a ticket to the show.


Tour Dates Announced

We’re hitting the road! If you’ve wanted to hear our new album played faster, louder, and with more mistakes, then come on out and see us! We’ll be rocking shows across North America and Europe….

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